Dear Editor – With much respect for this country’s fine cultural tradition of decorating public spaces by spitting red coloured betel nut stain all over them, I would like take this opportunity to kindly request that people refrain from decorating my car in this fashion.
Others may not mind, but to put it gently, I find it rather unpleasant and I don’t like having to wash away the stains.
Yours sincerely,
Marcus Baltzer
Honiara